Born and raised and captivity and now released unto the unsuspecting world. Shares visual similarity with Yeti when not shaved for a long period of time. A highly versatile person - likes to sleep, eat, sit, lie down and rest. Studied the advantages of biointensive agriculture and the effects of cosmic radiation on avian species but quickly got bored of that and decided to start selling calculators to middle-aged accountants. Believes that beauty will save the world and for that reason always carries a photo of himself in his wallet. When asked about the purpose of life, hides in his shell and starts to hiss. Very good at singing and dancing, which is exactly why he never does it.